Vogue was right, boyfriends are embarrassing. Here’s the solution.

Vogue was right, boyfriends are embarrassing. Here’s the solution. 

By Connie Pearson

You’ve probably seen the vogue article by Chante Joseph, or at least the social media discourse around it, discussing “Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now?” . We think yes, it is embarrassing, so get rid of him!

Well, don’t get rid of him completely. The brewery would like to offer you a boyfriend daycare! Drop your boyfriend off at Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing Brewery!  

Is he ruining your independent woman vibe? Are you fraught with the idea that he will one day disappoint you like every other man in your life? Or is he just being a bit annoying? Send him to our taprooms for the day, from 12pm to 10pm, and take it easy! Hide him away from the world with a constant flow of beer, so you can have a day to yourself. You don’t have to worry about hard launching him on your social media because he’ll be too drunk to care!

Another benefit of this deal is he might meet other abandoned boyfriends to hang out with. This could result in him hanging out with people that aren’t you, leading to even more free time for yourself Queen! (Results cannot be guaranteed)

(Exhibit A, two rogue boyfriends making friends)

So, don’t fret over your embarrassing boyfriend. We’ve got you covered with our boyfriend daycare (taproom)

Drop him off on a Thursday or Friday between 11am-7pm at the bottle shop or fortnightly Saturday 12pm-10pm. For more details, look at our events page!

(Just in case anyone doesn't understand satire, this is completely and entirely a joke!)