Vogue was right, boyfriends are embarrassing. Here’s the solution.

Vogue was right, boyfriends are embarrassing. Here’s the solution. 

By Connie Pearson

You’ve probably seen the vogue article by Chante Joseph, or at least the social media discourse around it, discussing “Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now?” . We think yes, it is embarrassing, so get rid of him!

Well, don’t get rid of him completely. The brewery would like to offer you a boyfriend daycare! Drop your boyfriend off at Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing Brewery!  

Is he ruining your independent woman vibe? Are you fraught with the idea that he will one day disappoint you like every other man in your life? Or is he just being a bit annoying? Send him to our taprooms for the day, from 12pm to 10pm, and take it easy! Hide him away from the world with a constant flow of beer, so you can have a day to yourself. You don’t have to worry about hard launching him on your social media because he’ll be too drunk to care!

Another benefit of this deal is he might meet other abandoned boyfriends to hang out with. This could result in him hanging out with people that aren’t you, leading to even more free time for yourself Queen! (Results cannot be guaranteed)

(Exhibit A, two rogue boyfriends making friends)

So, don’t fret over your embarrassing boyfriend. We’ve got you covered with our boyfriend daycare (taproom)

Drop him off on a Thursday or Friday between 11am-7pm at the bottle shop or fortnightly Saturday 12pm-10pm. For more details, look at our events page!

(Just in case anyone doesn't understand satire, this is completely and entirely a joke!)

About Sheep in Wolf's Clothing Brewery

Sheep in Wolf's Clothing is an independent craft brewery based in Dunblane, Scotland. We're best known for our award-winning alcohol-free and low-ABV craft beers — full-flavoured pints brewed for the curious, the sober-curious and everyone in between. Every can is vegan, brewed in small batches at our Dunblane brewhouse, and shipped UK-wide direct from the source.

Our core range covers alcohol-free craft beer, hazy IPAs and pale ales, and rotating single cans of our latest experiments. We also stock a regularly refreshed guest beer line-up from breweries we love. If you're new to us, the mixed 12-pack is the easiest way to taste the range.

Founded with the belief that good beer should be inclusive — whatever your reason for picking up a can — SiWC has been recognised in national craft beer awards for both flavour and for the work we do around mental health and community. You can read more about our story on the About page, browse our full stories, or sign up to the newsletter for new releases and behind-the-scenes notes from the brewhouse.

About Sheep in Wolf's Clothing Brewery

Sheep in Wolf's Clothing is an award-winning craft brewery based in Dunblane, Scotland, specialising in alcohol-free and session-strength craft beer. Founded in 2021 by Matty Dixon, SiWC has grown from a London garage operation into one of the UK's most-talked-about modern breweries, with a permanent home on the Duckburn Industrial Estate just outside Stirling. Our beers — including the popular Memento Mori 0.5% Hazy IPA, Lager Day Saints alcohol-free lager, Eisprinzessin session hazy and Absence of Light session stout — are brewed to deliver full hop, malt and yeast character at lower ABVs, so drinkers can enjoy more without the morning regret.

The brewery is built on three core values: inclusivity, community and sustainability. We work with charity partners across mental-health, LGBTQ+ and physical-diversity causes, and our taproom welcomes everyone — drivers, parents, sober-curious folks and craft beer veterans alike. All SiWC beers are vegan and shipped fresh across the UK direct from the brewery shop.